Most of the swimwear briefs that I have come across in stores over the years are exceedingly crappy compared to the ones that I have found while shopping on the internet. I really think that the whole mass production of things is starting to make people lose their minds. Everywhere I look; there is another idiot that seems to think they are sexy as hell in their briefs made in China or whatever. The thing they don’t understand is that there are no comparisons to the designs that are hand crafted by specialists online. At least that is the way that I see it and, if you are buying crappy swimwear because you want to save money, then you deserve all the criticism that I have to offer you.
I find that paying good money for swimwear briefs that I know will hold up is the only way to go. Why would I want to buy something that will fall apart after a couple of washes? Then I will just end up spending more money to have them replaced. I want to be able to wear my briefs for a long time and that means I have to suck it up and pay the money for the good stuff. Thankfully, there are plenty of places online that have reasonably priced items like this for sale.
Of course there are those guys in the world that have no idea what men’s swimwear briefs are. These are the men that are going to see me wearing mine and think there is something wrong with me. They can think whatever they want to as they stroll down the beach in their shitty little board shorts looking like every other douche on the beach. I will be the one with all the girls hanging around because I know what sexy really is and how to show it off. If you don’t believe me, then try to get past all those women hanging on my every word and you will see for yourself. I dare say that I will be going home with a phone full of new phone numbers and, probably, one or two women tagging along to see if I live up to the sexy aura that I am putting out for them as I wear my hot new briefs. You will want my advice as to which ones you should be buying so that you can be as sexy as I am.